Knitting from wool that has been inserted into ones vagina. Term coined by Australian TV channel SBS2Australia in reference to performance art "Casting Off My Womb" by artist Casey Jenkins
Everyday I take a new skein of wool that's been wound so that it will unravel from the center and I stick it up inside me... and then I pull out the thread and perform vaginal knitting.
by mrb200 October 27, 2015
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From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
by Heather O. Taylor May 30, 2008
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A general term referring to an individual who likes to either knit incessantly; knit at inappropriate times; or both
Joe: Did you see that lady knitting at our work lunch today? What's wrong with her?
Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy
Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy
by Killerkeeb March 29, 2011
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The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.
by HeySuz October 14, 2010
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A group of kids usually consisting of male's that gather together and one by one knit each others assholes shut so that no anal sex can ever be performed
by Little Boys Club 101 April 11, 2010
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by dewlytle September 13, 2010
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When someone notices things you do often, they have noticed your "life knitting". Because knitting has patterns.
Person 1: You know, you say "shhh" a lot.
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
Person 2: You must know me really well!
Person 1: Yeah, I've picked up on your life knitting!
by Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder June 20, 2012
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