Urban Dictionary: Knit

Finger Knitting

when your GF Or BF Plays with your pubes or your happy trail, matting your pubic hair into a mass of hairyness or some kind of jumper.

last night my girlfriend was finger knitting my pubes into a scarfe to keep my dick warm!!

by DiJam May 11, 2009

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Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

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knit a sweater

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

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knitting party

A type of party similar to an orgy, involving no penetration. Only oral and some smooth H-J's.

I went to a sweet Knitting party with my grandmother!

by DaddySpankee March 14, 2014

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Knitted Underwear

A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.

Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?

Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

Henry: Quite so old bean!

by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009

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Knit Fuck

Someone who is constantly telling others how big their dick is when in fact its as small as a needle and the only thing that they could fuck would be the size of a needle point, hence knit.

Bobby:Dam I don't know why I can't get my dick into this girls pussy, must be the size of my dick.
John:Fo sho, cuz the last time you size your dick to mines was the time I realize that your dick was the size of a grain of sand.
Bobby:Man fuck you man, wtf do you know about the size of my dick.
John:Last night in your bedroom, your wife called jo ass a knit fuck and was only good for fucking the knit on her panties.
Bobby:Man fuck you!

by Falopian November 17, 2010

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ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 06, 2011

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