When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.
by giovany August 07, 2006
by JannerDyke June 24, 2019
When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
by HornyCat September 04, 2010
Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 13, 2013
An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 18, 2015
when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 24, 2011
Croch knitting is a middle ground between knitting and crocheting. Used by people that would prefer not to specify which. It's usually involves knitting in ones lap or literally knitting croches together.
Andy is croch knitting in the other room.
by DollyCrazy June 27, 2018