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Imbiber: Two Knife Helmets please
Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?
Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks
Bartender: Any preference for beer or gin?
Imbiber: One with PBR and Bombay Sapphire, the other with High Life and Hendricks
by Greek25 February 26, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.
Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
Chris: "How you feeling?"
Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."
by CL Dabo May 15, 2012