Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.
by Olaf February 16, 2005
A sexual act in which two brothers bind their left hands together, while simultaneously using their right hands to jerk each other off to climax. Whoever ejaculates first loses this battle of bound attrition, and the winner gets to finish off with the female sibbling of one of the participants (it doesn't matter which). "the Kentucky knife fight".
by VitaminM83 May 27, 2011
Something, especially referring to an event, that is casually violent or chaotically aggressive; everyone involved has a reckless, devil-may-care attitude towards the (often serious or important) problem or topic at hand.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Popularised by the band Cage The Elephant, with their song 'Portuguese Knife Fight'.
Zach Casualrapeford: Hey Brock, you seen Barron around?
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
Brock Chesterwood: Yeah bro, it turns out Ashley reported him to the principal about him raping Stacey. He said he was going to have a word with her and her boyfriend, but he looked like he was gonna get into a Portuguese knife fight instead.
Zach Casualrapeford: I hope he sorts that mess out before his parents find out.
by AussieManDiaz December 07, 2017
by telephone45 June 08, 2007
A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.
by lexico3000 April 24, 2006
A chaotic scene or moment. (As you can imagine, if two people had a knife fight in a phone booth, it would be rather chaotic.)
I only invited a few close friends to the party, but when I opened the door, it was like walking into a knife fight in a phone booth.
by wyattstorch42 September 17, 2013