A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Shit skids in your underpants.

A piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.

Women stick them to their pants so they don't get bloody skids over their favourite 'Victoria's Secrets'.

Despite the fact that they are SANITARY towels, they are considered by the UK government to be a luxury product. This means that women get double-stuffed on a period...not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

Refers to someone who needs to urinate often after a few beers and may be found with wet patches down one's legs!