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1. A person with red hair, generally used as profanity, it is an offensive term, similar to the term ranga.
2. A person with red hair's dick.
Look at that ginger over there, he's such a knell.
by Knell-licker April 29, 2013
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To reach the "Knells" Status one must,
1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas
by OneLungWonder July 28, 2011
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The sound made by a bell rung slowly, especially for a death or a funeral.

A sound or sign announcing the death of a person or the end, extinction, failure, etc., of something: the knell of parting day.
"Dude, you hear that?"

"what"

" That Death Knell"
"oh, you mean the ringing of that bell?"
by Becca2013 December 11, 2011
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a portmanteau of the words kneel and fell
Brody: DUDE I JUST KNELL ON YOUR CAT!
Theodore: holy fuck is he dead?
Brody: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by prettypierced April 04, 2021
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