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A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.
by Rev. Footjoy May 12, 2010
May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)
v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.
'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'
by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014
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When a girl, typically a weird one, puts her vagina on your knee and starts to ride it vigorously until she climaxes. It usually does nothing for the guy and his knee thats involved.
Elizabeth-I wanna have an orgasm.
Me-Okay..I can help with that!
Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.
Me-Wtf? Okay..
Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.
Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.
Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!
Me-Okay..I can help with that!
Elizabeth-Let me ride your knee.
Me-Wtf? Okay..
Elizabeth-No don't watch the movie! Watch me give you a sexy knee job. I've had a lot of practice.
Me-Uh-mm.. this is doing nothing for me.
Elizabeth- Sh-shh! I'm almost done!
by MC Hammer! December 07, 2010
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This occurs usually in a loud bar. A male approaches a female he is interested in and proceeds to rub his crotch against her knee as he comes in to talk to her. Usually used to display sexual prowess and vigor.
Amy: Wow did you see that freak try for a knee job? He's creepy and I don't like his suit.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.
Sean: Man this chick wanted me so bad she gave me a knee job.
by Derooger September 20, 2013