A kmartian is a person in between a Walmartian and A Tarmartian, always sad to see Kmarts close, hates "Fast" Eddie Lampert. Also hates Walmart
Wallie B is such a Kmartian!
by John The Protogen December 14, 2020
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Loyal customer of Kmart, similar to a inept walmartian, but originating from a lesser gene pool.
Random guy: did you see that Kmartians motorized cart? Holy shit, he's going to have a heart attack eating all those Oreos and hotdogs!
by ScotE2hotE February 06, 2015
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