An extremely clumsy person.

(AKA me)

A Clumsy person.

A person who is never without a scrape or bruise. Always finds a way to trip, bump into things and people. And on occasion, they partially knock themselves out by walking into walls, doorways, and corners or cabinets and desks.

a clumsy dolt (from the Yiddish)

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

a stupid or clumsy person.

to get drunk and make an ass of yourself