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1. "Growin up fucked up."

2. "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.

3. "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."

4. "You've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as your aligned with love, you KNOW your livin righteous."
I crack a smile when asked my religious preference,
I utter a Tech N9ne reference replyin, I'm a KLUSTERFUK.
by -Blood- August 12, 2012
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
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A syncreted belief that focuses on brotherly/sisterly and neighbourly love above all, &/or as in the song by a rapper called tech n9ne that features a lady going by the name sassy... "A mix of all the stuff religion has to offer, boiled up till the bullshit burns off, all that's left is love.".... "You can't say you always rise above the trivial shit in your life cause you don't, sometimes your ego won't allow you to walk away."
"I've done a lot of drugs, but in the end, as long as I'm aligned with love, I know I'm livin' righteous."

this word is also associated with his 3rd ep album of the same name thus this song isn't just a word with meaning that's been defined but is also titular track but it's now associated with another song called "we won't go quietly" of his planet album "no matter whatever colour i'll still call you brotha" and a few other songs
"yeah i'm a christian or a baptist or protestant christian but i'm really a klusterfuk"
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