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The lowest point of your life, where an addiction to cocaine and fat prostitutes becomes prominent.
'Man life sucks, I'm so Klugg right now'

'I was so Klugg the other night, i shelved a G and finger papped this sloots esshole'
by Heyhihelloaloha May 01, 2014
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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