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(n) rectal residue that which lies upon the sacred ring.
After whiping, Donny whiped his ass and noticed there was kloom still among his sacred ring.
by FCG4LIFE December 06, 2006
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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