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A word that was conceived in the spring of 2003 as an alternative to the word vagina. It was felt that other, more vulgar forms of vagina were too base. These include snatch, cooter, cunt, and pussy.
D3rd 1: What did you do yesterday?
D3rd 2: Called up some girlie and banged her kloofa.

Captain America: There is nothing I love more than All-American Kloofa.
by The Dirty Third July 19, 2004
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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