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Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.
Josh: Hey... can you help me tie my shoe?

Jimmie: What the fuck? Are you Klonstipated?
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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