The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
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I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.
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I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.
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The series of events or tasks that lead up to the eventual consumption or celebration of Klondike bars
by Daniel and Erik August 05, 2007
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Kentucky Klondike bar - when one eats out a fay chicks asshole and then eats the feces that she shits out.
South Carolina Klondike bar - ^^ the dame thing, just with your cousin
South Carolina Klondike bar - ^^ the dame thing, just with your cousin
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The act of deep frying a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the fried bowel movement.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
A person has the option of following a Kentucky fried klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave Aurelio a Kentucky fried klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave him a Panamanian petting zoo.
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A random series of events that lead up to a celebration involving Klondike bars or the consumption of Klondike Bars.
I am so sick of all this Klondike Ger-Blar-blar. Why don't we just start buying our own klondike bars?
by Daniel Gfeld July 23, 2007
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