Urban Dictionary: Klinge

Klinge

The instance when your boxer's get lodged between the crack in your buttox.

Justin woke up with some Klinge, and was unable to free his boxers from his crack.

by Jzupp June 26, 2006

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Kling

a kick ass name meaning a blade, a sword. It's German too.

Damn, Mrs. Kling, you look extra fine! Uhh.. so do you Mr. Kling...*runs*

by Essie Kay September 01, 2008

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Kling-on

1. Evil race which exists in the fictional Star Trek saga.

2. Blob of faecal matter which clings onto the buttocks and/or buttock hairs. Removal is usually considerably messy.

"Watch out-that's not a melted Malteser...!"

by Mr. Stab July 19, 2004

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Kling-on

A girl who doesn't know when its over.

I told that Biaitch that it was over but she's a kling-on

by Will Shaw April 17, 2003

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Kling-on

shit stuck fast to the hairs on your arse

Honey, if your going down there watch out for the kling-ons

by speedmonkey October 10, 2003

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Kling

A stupid fuck-tard, that looks like Peter Griffin.

My boss is a kling

by Corona693369 June 23, 2009

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Kling

A slut; a girl who goes for the whole team

Man did you hear john nailed a kling?

-yeah he'll probably need to get himself checked out

by Lilmanyouknow December 29, 2015

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