He is a dependable friend who is always there when you need a comfort. He is always hiding his problems and pain with his smile. You can call him a jerk but he is loyal to you. He is a happy person. He can forgive you even though it's your fault.

when you hit someone with your car

Hello Today I talk about my friend Jonathan, He is a great person and a great guy to be around if you find a john he's a keeper. He Tells The Best Jokes Ever And Is funny to be around. He also Is good Looking as thisbe and if 6,1 Feet Tall

Fucking love this guy.

A comeback phrase in german specifically saying, you are small in the pants!! This is most perferreably an insult towards boys. Heeheehee.