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When you are high and miss some basic thing like mobile or wallet
P1:do you enjoy this party?
P2:yes i would, just i have kleptoflash, and i lost my phone
by Balika2254 January 28, 2020
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when you are high and you can't find a basic thing like phone, keys, etc
person 1:Do you enjoy this party ?

person 2:Yes I would, but i have kleptoflash...can't find my phone
by rozsits62 January 28, 2020
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