Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)

An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.

To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.