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Used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). Basically it's a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.
"Dude, I didn't half put on some klem over Christmas, I should have well laid off the gravy"

Or

"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"
by ZEDZDEAD December 22, 2009
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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A person who becomes confused quickly and often loses track of what their doing.

My old man is such a klem
by Fairf October 02, 2007
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A person who can be described as being ridiculously ugly. Disgusting to look at. Total clown.
“Have you seen that kid Chris?”
“That kid is such a Klem, needs to go back to the circus
Fr bro”
by Mn22 November 19, 2018
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