To be under the influence of a substance e.g alcohol, mushrooms, dope, MDMA etc. but being nice to people
Went out last night we were Klanked out of our mellons
Oh man I'm totally klanked
Lets get proper klanked
by Klacker February 16, 2013
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The act of fucking a girl in the ass with such force that her bracelets began to bang together creating a klanking noise
Dude Ben was klanking Madylen so hard last night.
by Klankclan June 06, 2017
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A klank is someone who is a top level loser and a top level clown combined together.
That guy is such a klank.

What a klank
by PRINCET1 October 13, 2020
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A relation of the Cunt family but not as offensive just funnier. KLANK! can descride all aspects of a woman but in particular relates to her vagina.
A girl who works in a bank is a BANK KLANK!
A red haired girl is a GINGER KLANK!
But at the end of the day they are all KLANKS!
The list is endless...
The KLANK! will live forever

by #frosty# July 31, 2006
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A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.
James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH
by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005
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