by musicgoddess21 August 11, 2018
Get a the kiwi witch mug for your buddy James.
by Suicide is badass May 07, 2019
Get the cheese kiwi neck gaiter and mug.
1.) noun— Refers to a woman's pubic region that has not been woman-scaped long enough for little hairs to be present, but not long enough to have become a curly bush, resembling the hairs on a kiwi. Can be uncomfortable to perform cunnilingus on.
David: A-a-ron, the only thing worse than stank dick is kiwi cootchie
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
Aaron: Stop calling me A-a-ron.
David: Like imagine you decide you're gonna give her some good ol' lip service *wink* *wink* to find that she hasn't shaved in a few days, which you think will be fine until you go for the muff dive only to get porcupined in the face by her Kiwi Cootchie! It is THE WORST, A-a-aron!
Aaron: You know, the only reason my name is A-a-ron is because our names are the two protagonists from "The Interview," right?
David: Whatever man, they hate us cause they anus
A-a-ron: That was the worst reference ever...
by The_Honey_Badger January 11, 2015
Get a Kiwi Cootchie mug for your mate Jovana.
Kiwi (non-derogatory) meaning a person from New Zealand, or less commonly Australia, and Expat meaning Expatriate. A person from New Zealand who moved to another country (usually on a whim or for work).
"I'm a Kiwi expat, here for a job that pays better than back home."
"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"
"Did you see that new intern?"
- "Yeah, I heard she's a Kiwi expat."
"Yup, fresh off a plane on Saturday."
- "For the welcome party, let's give her something with the New Zealand flag on it!"
by pigletprincess44 September 18, 2017
Get a Kiwi expat mug for your papa Manafort.
by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018
Get a kiwi fap mug for your brother Georges.
by brosephseidon September 09, 2013
Get the Kiwi Stain neck gaiter and mug.
