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Kittel is a hard hitting badass sumbitch of a hunk.
The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.
The origins of Kittel come from a mix of ancient hebraic and modern klingon, first found when emperor Augustus discovered America. He met Tom Hanks who told him to go seek the wisdom of God. In the voice of Morgan Freeman, he heard "Kittel...Kittel..Kittelkittekittel.....kittel........kit....tel........kittel......KITTEL!!". And so he knew.
I saw, and I said "Damn, Kittel. Kittelkittelkittelkittel. Kittel. What a Kittel. Hunkittel. Kittel."
- Augustus
- Augustus
by 123knowitall September 23, 2013
May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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The word Kit comes from the latin word meaning tank. Also the word TEL in latin mean amazing sexy. So in therory when u meet a kittel it is one who is a amazing sexy tank.
by ljshdfshfksf September 20, 2006