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A transparent or shady person; Frequent teller of lies and exaggeration of self image. A Kitney may vary in degree, but a true Kitney will lie and exaggerate only to those of the female persuasion. Its use in casual conversation always carries a negative connotation.
"I heard that boy may cheat on you or lie to you, he's a real Kitney!"

"He said his penis is how big? I know at least 12 girls who have had first hand experience and know he's lying. What a goddamn Kitney!"
by Ryan Ackerman January 24, 2006
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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