Kitchen table is a style of polyamory that places emphasis on family-style connections among the people involved in a network, whether they're romantically involved with each other or not. The name comes from the idea that everyone involved would be comfortable gathering around the kitchen table for a meal.
Friend: where's hubby tonight

Me: he is out at his gf's place

Friend: you're cool with his gf?

Me: yeah we practice kitchen table polyamory
by Edgeofinsanity13 August 23, 2021
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A woman who operates a business out of her home.
My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.
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When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"
" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2
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When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"
" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2
by WildWillez December 13, 2020
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