Top definition
1. Strategically conversing, praising, flirting, affirming, consoling, and/or protecting an individual or group to gain favor and/or perceived situational advantage.
1. If Brad would stop kissing ass for two seconds he might realize that he is making a fool of himself by praising the obviously flawed report.
by Josh McVey July 31, 2008
Get a Kissing Ass mug for your father-in-law José.
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
Get a Carpe DM mug for your buddy Beatrix.