Kiss

A sign of genetic trust. Your body spends so much energy trying to keep unwanted microbes out, that for you to combine your oral environment with someone else’s is like two countries just opening borders and letting the populations mingle. The problem is, humans are not very selective about who they kiss. Have some alcohol, then add another human with symmetrical features and signifiers of youth and willingness to mate, and kissing will occur. Now the problem is not what most germaphobes fear- systemic illness, nay my friend, the problem is bacteria associated with periodontal disease and caries. Lets say you have a healthy mouth- you brush and floss daily, you keep the sugary drinks down- then you go to a party, get drunk, and make out with Mike the Man whore, Bam! Unbeknownst to you, Mike has generalized chronic moderate periodontitis and rampant decay. Your mouth is then flooded with bacteria associated with these conditions. These bacteria are highly virulent and greatly increase your risk of coming down with the same oral diseases. Oh, and your mouth will not “go back to normal” after a few days, Oh no my friend, these bacteria have been INTRODUCED! They are reproducing like crazy- setting up nice cozy homes in biofilms and gingival sulcuses! Because of your impulse to pass your genes on with what your primitive “ID” considers a good partner, you have allowed the equivalent of an ecological disaster to start in your mouth. Hope you know a good periodontist!

Bob: Last year my periodontal diagnosis was “healthy”. This year they told me I need monthly scaling and root planing.
Sally: Well, I did see you kiss that rando at the party.

by Kickolaus Nage October 13, 2021

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When 4 lips meet and exchange saliva.

Chad like's to Kiss Kiersten's beautiful face and lick her tight pussy lips!

Chad was buying some towels at Kohl's when he ran into Jim next thing you know they shared a Kiss!

Chad likes to Kiss his boss Jim's ass at work and fuck it in his bedroom!

by SlopNChop December 31, 2016

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I was planning on blowing you a kiss … my way:)

I know I should stop posting… at least for tonight… but I can’t help it!!!
I just love you!!!
And something has me thinking you are questioning it:(

Maybe play with the fish? That appeared to make cat happy:)
Here is your kiss😘

I can come up with more acceptable things for you to question, if needed:)
1) does everything have a song or dance tied to it?
2) does she ever not listen to music?
3) has she always been this picky of an eater?
4) why can’t her food touch?

Love you more than you know… I would be happy to show you!!

by Dreams789 March 15, 2023

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A very popular American rock band that was formed in the early 70's. Kiss consists of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Eric Singer, and Tommy Thayer. The band has had 22 studio albums and are working on compiltaion albums. Rumors have been heard that they will start touring again in 2007.

You want to know who the best 70's rock band is? Kiss, that's who!

by Taco Sanchez August 5, 2006

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