When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes
I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.
by lixisquid January 01, 2015
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Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.
by Shuaman April 21, 2020
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