Top definition
Kirsty is a person of unparalleled brilliance and beauty. She lights up a room with her smile, and her presence is comforting, and strengthens all those around her. She has a great sense of humour and wit, and everything she says and does is done to perfection. She tends to be on the shy and modest side, but when she opens up, she is not only interesting, but kind and caring. When she smiles at you, you gain this sense of protection, ad you know that nothing can possibly go wrong. Her beauty shows not just outside, but inside as well. If you are ever lucky enough to befriend such a person, never let her go, because you will find that there is nothing that can even come close to matching her perfection. She is a marvel, and you will find that she will change you for the better. When you embrace a Kirsty, never before will you have felt so right, so cared for. Being with a Kirsty brings you nothing but happiness, and every moment away from her is agony. If you ever find yourself in love with a Kirsty, don’t be afraid to admit it, because it is the greatest feeling a person can experience :3
by MyNameMeansDirt:) September 25, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
Kirsty (kə sti )
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Noun
A Kirsty is a person whose intense beauty is paralleled only by her extreme clumsiness. With her blonde hair, blue eyes and facial features reminiscent of Aphrodite, a Kirsty can often be found battling her way through swarms of admirers wherever she goes.
To compensate for her unearthly beauty a Kirsty is afflicted with an extreme clumsiness not seen in a person of any other name. It is so rare to find a Kirsty without an injury or bruise that only two occurrences are documented in human history. Insurance companies claim that surges in policy premiums during the 1990’s were due to an unexpected increase of Kirsty births.
Unfortunately, the effects of a Kirsty’s clumsiness sometimes cause issues for others. You will often see the friends and family of a Kirsty with injuries and bruising as a result of getting too close. Releasing a bull in a china shop is preferable to being in the vicinity of a Kirsty carrying out her daily life.
Person One: "Who's that beautiful girl who just tripped over her own feet?"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
Person Two: "Oh, that's Kirsty"
by LexiconDoctor March 30, 2016
3
Kirsty is smart beautiful and knows how to have fun, but gets confused by difficult situations, she loves to dance,read and cwtch when the time is right, she dislikes public affections but if she likes you enough you might be lucky to get a kiss, she smells awesome all the time and you can't but help smell the pillow after shes gone.
by H.R The one and only April 29, 2012