a girl with multiple talents, including doing ipressions of guinea pigs and babies. Her impression of a baby is ah-dorable. she is and ah-mazing soccer player, gymnast, singer, and pianist. she can make u smile on your worst days, and has a ton of thats what she said jokes! she has awesome style and is super nice. she always has something to say, and will stand for her friends. she is also increabily sexy and smokin hott! i luv this gurl! she is one of my bestest friendies! <3!

the action of one party, esp. an actor, dating another party under false pretenses followed by lying and saying that he/she got married in order to let the other party know the dating process has been concluded.

the butt hole who always will have a purple phone case and has dark hair with dark eyes!

When someone with the name Kirsten, not to be confused with Kristen, says a phrase or saying unique to their personal dictionary and lets you know what was said was indeed a Kirstenism.

The girl with the best pussy in the world

The act of a couple in love going very well until it finally stops. Because the girl has been with the boyfriend's best friend for a bit and has been keeping it "Blackmailingly" secret.

The act of getting so drunk that you make the decision to let multiple random men penetrate you.