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A “Kirsten joke” is a type of joke that has absolutely zero value of humor, and has a slight sexual theme to it. Most simps will laugh at these jokes. These jokes are over used and practiced by most sluts/whores.
“Yo you down for some video games bro?”
Random hoe: “rated x games?”
“I wasn’t talking to you fatass.”
“Yeah that’s a fucking Kirsten joke”
by Moggadhkrkidwhvejridbe August 13, 2020
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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