A city just north of Seattle, Washington that is much less ghetto and more wealthy. To the south is the rich city of Bellevue.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Merchandise from the premiere club of Costco.

a Costco knockoff brand that is surprisingly good quality.

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

A fuck boy who only thinks of himself. He has the ability to fuck you over and make it look like your fault. Then date all your friends while acting like an angel.

Kirkland is my best friend in the whole world because of his unbelievably caring attitude. When ever I am sad or down he helps me back on my feet and can always makes me laugh. He goes to church but doesn't always like to be there. When he picks up his saxophone no one can get in his way, he is a god on that instrument. He never really has anything bad to say about people and no matter how anyone looks he treats the nicely. Generally he is very smart and a great athlete. He sometimes is a bit clueless, but he always finds a way to figure things out. In one phrase, Kirkland is my best friend and i don't want him to change.