A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.

Dumb, slow, a male bimbo who is short and bald.