A legend amongst others. Stronger than any, and more balls than a soccer academy. Women fall at their feet, whilst men envy and try to be them. Kirkham is not just a name, its an honour. Kirkham is also translated as: Pleasurer of women. A woman has not experienced true intercourse until a Kirkham has ploughed his way through her, forever changing her life. No other man will ever match this female destroying pleasure. If approached by a Kirkham, play dead. This is the only way to deter them. A Kirkham cannot see an object properly if it remains still.
"Shit, it's a Kirkham. Play dead so you won't be seen"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"
"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm in A&E"
"I had sex with a Kirkham, now I'm Paralysed"
"Wow, did you see the size of that Kirkham's meat wrench?"
by PissPumper November 13, 2013
A Kirkham is a big dicked savage that will fuck his way through your huge hole like it's a tight little Vietnam woman's pussy. Remember a Kirkham is the name of a person, not just a dick.
My friend: dude i'm a Kirkham based on the way I fuck those pussys .
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.
Me: you fucking wish LOOSSSSERR.
by Big dick billy kirkham March 17, 2019
The Realest YouTuber to Grace the cancerous website (plus Facebook but we don't talk about that shit heap anymore). He is known as the Btec WillNE and the unspoken 5th member of XO. He's also, a melt. His intro is peak his content is refreshing and his hairline is shite. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's CAM KIRKHAM BABYYYYYYY
Person 1: Ya ma is ya da
Person 2: what?
Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
Person 2: what?
Person 1: nevermind it's just what Cam Kirkham says to his dipsticks when he's bored
by R14 July 10, 2018
by BtecWillNe February 28, 2019
Person 1: Have you heard of that Cam kirkham bloke?
Person 2: nah mate who?
Person 1: Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 2: oh that bloke. Yeah i know him.
Person 2: nah mate who?
Person 1: Cam kirkham is the most hetrosexual youtuber. Commonly known as the btec willne.
Person 2: oh that bloke. Yeah i know him.
by Meme_XO April 08, 2019
by Not chris34 March 09, 2020