Eating something so fast you practically inhale it and become it in it's entirety.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

When you eat ass so unrealistically well that it seems that you are about to swallow the entire ass whole, much like how Kirby sucks in things his size and larger.