A seriously fucking annoying teenage girl ages 12-16. Kirby's can usually be spotted in skin tight, ass-revealing yoga pants, and shirts that use the exact same amount of material as a bra. A Kirby's natural habitat is in the middle of a circle of horny guys in tank tops. Kirby's usually like to spend their days hugging every guy they see, uploading photos of them with obvious cleavage, and stealing the boyfriends of her best friends. Kirby's should be swiftly avoided by all of man-kind.

Verb - To challenge an opponent to a more serious, higher-skilled game when losing a casual one; to strengthen rules in order to overtake a less-abled opponent. Not to be confused with TomCavanaughing, or "taking a casual game way too seriously."

A girl who is willing to suck and swallow every guy she meets.

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.

A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.
Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.

An over-weight / obese person, round in shape.

A round pink puffball with stubby arms and feet, originally made in 1992 by Masahiro Sakurai. He has starred in several games since then, in addition to having a cartoon and manga series. His trademark ability is to inhale enemies who stole his brown bag lunch and to take their abilities (and souls). One of Nintendo's flagship series, the games are known for being easy to beat and having a cheery vibe (though they eventually conclude with nightmare-inducing final bosses). He may or may not be gay (in various games, he gives allies energy from food by kissing them, male or female).