A badass Puffball who is a trademark of Nintendo. Will suck you up whole if you fuck with him.

A Kirby, by definition, occurs when you're piss drunk, pass out, throw up in the midst of your passed out state, and wake up to a girl giving you a hand job.

A variation of the standard spliff. With a tobacco to hash/bud ratio of 1:4 or higher.

A lying, cheating, piece of shit person and also a dead beat sperm donor.

A name no one else fucking has. The epitome of a high school dropout, he’s always high and he falsely believes that every woman wants to suck him off. A reverse fuckboy who thinks he’s the shit. His long hair makes up for his small dick. No true potential, and he’s always in his sad boi hours.

Kirby refers to someone who has an abnormally curvy penis.

Is very conscientious, smart, ethical, and finds reason to all problems. When reasoning and intelligence don’t coincide with the context of the situation, he will duck your skip up and put you into fucking check. He is the nicest man in the world and loves everyone unless you’re a dum dum. Shreds the surf and life in every way. You meet a Kirby, hang on to him!