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Someone who is 33 years old; has a house in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, is not married; works as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, gets home every day by 8 PM at the latest; doesn't smoke, occasionally drinks; in bed by 11 PM, makes sure to get eight hours of sleep, no matter what; has a glass of warm milk, does about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, usually has no problems sleeping until morning; Just like a baby, wakes up without any fatigue or stress in the morning; was told there were no issues at their last check-up; wishes to live a very quiet life; takes care not to trouble themselves with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause them to lose sleep at night; although, if they were to fight they wouldn't lose to anyone (except Josuke Higashikata).
by Goldstation June 18, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The main antagonist of Jojo's bizarre adventure part 4.
He has a hand fetish, so he cuts off hands.
His stand Killer Queen / Deadly Queen's abilities are to turn anything it touches into a bomb, having a little heat-seeking bomb tank, filling air bubbles with bombs and Bite the dust which is a little Killer Queen blowing someone up from inside their eyes.
He's basically a terrorist.
He has a hand fetish, so he cuts off hands.
His stand Killer Queen / Deadly Queen's abilities are to turn anything it touches into a bomb, having a little heat-seeking bomb tank, filling air bubbles with bombs and Bite the dust which is a little Killer Queen blowing someone up from inside their eyes.
He's basically a terrorist.
Person 1: Did you see Kira Yoshikage blow up that up dude in Jojo's bizarre adventure?
Person 2: what are you fucking gay?
Person 2: what are you fucking gay?
by That1guy170 March 20, 2018
4
a guy who likes hands...which means if you got nice hands and you meet him just run away as fast as you can. I FRICKIN MEAN IT. But anyways for some reason an ambulance killed Kira yoshikage instead of Josuke....weird...
My name is Kira Yoshikage I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone. (Yeah very funny Kira you got killed by a FUCKING CAR/AMBULANCE)
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone. (Yeah very funny Kira you got killed by a FUCKING CAR/AMBULANCE)
by dude stop DUDE STOP May 16, 2021