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The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.
by Poppins February 26, 2005
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.
Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.
by werelemming August 28, 2005
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The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.
My girlfriend got really drunk last night and gave me some Kipling.
by Keef Da Thief October 14, 2008
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A person who very....unusual. They may be obsessed with Alice in wonderland, spray painting, and most likely a spoiled brat. They are probably hated by a lot of people. very "dramatic" at least that's how people describe them. Gets mad easily, and annoying asf!
Me: Did you see her being a Kipling?
You: yeah! They're interesting.

bitch girl
by Lunabby August 08, 2017
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Kipling is a guy who is usually really shy but the girls love him cause he has dimples. Kipling is the kinda guy who lowkey plays an instrument but is embarrassed to show people
Yo kipling, those dimples are really popping today
by Thelegend277 March 14, 2017
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a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.
a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.
by niamh 100% pure northsider March 01, 2005
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