The process of smearing the faecal matter of another, so it covers the anus and buttocks, then proceeding to frantically rub one's face in the thick layer of the shit. The aim is to transfer as much of the shit onto one's face as possible, then proceeding to delicately wash off the shit in front of a mirror, leaving only big, bushy eyebrows and a thick mustache forged out of the pure shit of another being. The result will bear a striking resemblance to Rudyard Kipling.

a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.

a mr kipling is were a man cumms all over a womans face

a child who lives in the homezone which is situated in wolverhampton in the fordhouse area these children are mostly tramps or of poor backgrounds and walk around with food all round their mouths and shoes with no laces and hang me downs also known as ultimate shotsthey also smell terrible and have no shame in what they do and how they do it

a child that lives on kipling road with about 16 other brothers and sisters. these ppl walk round with yesterdays dinner round there mouths and no shirts on as it is there brothers turn to wear the clothes. they have no laces watch out they might take yours they are known for it.

As in Mr Kipling, purveyor of fine cake(s). Cake being slang for money, specifically cash. The term Kipling is commonly used when communicating with business associates via text or telecon, notably to conceal the fact that certain works may be paid via cash as opposed to putting "through the books".