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Kiona is a very funny, lovable person she is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and caring and isn’t afraid to do silly things. Kiona is the funniest person you will ever meet , if you ever meet a kiona make sure not to let her go.She also loves geese.
Kiona is a goose!
by Bob Nicholson March 03, 2018
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The most beautiful girl in the world, she's sweet, kind, and fun to be around. Once you meet her, you will probably fall in love, at least if you're like me. You can not stop thinking about her, and will wish you didn't have the weekends off school, because you just want to see her beautiful face. Kiona is also playful and usually likes guys with medium - long length hair. She isn't a girl you LUST, she's a girl you LOVE, even if you can't be with her. :) If you ever move away from her, you will have the worst nostalgia ever.
1. Me: Man I wish I could be with Kiona all the time, and hold on to her until the day I die. Too bad she has a BF. :(
2. Guy: That girl is amazing, her name must be Kiona, 'cause I fell in love with her right away.
2. Guy: That girl is amazing, her name must be Kiona, 'cause I fell in love with her right away.
by Salocin Zuegirdor October 22, 2011
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The most amazing person ever born. Someone who's kind, loving, caring, and kind of a hippie. Someone who's very considerate of others feelings but if you get in the way of what she loves, she'll end you on the spot.
by SatelliteSoldier June 22, 2011