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When a female proceeds to turn of a garden hose, then grabs the hose while its on and move it up and down her pussy .
Man that Kinky Garden Hose felt so good.
by chaseisab*tch February 18, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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