A group of four robotic lions, joined by Jared Sanchez. The group does not take criticism well, and perform awful parodies of popular songs.

The Lion King is a sexual position is where the female rides on the males dick while the male wears a Burger King crown. He proceeds by smearing his burger all over the females breasts and they both begin to sing hakuna matata. When the male cums the female must shout “Oh daddy rafiki fill me with your wise old baboon cum!”

When your girl is on a heavy bleeding day on her period, have sex doggy style. When you blow your load, pull out and wipe your bloody dick across her ass and say “Simba!”

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"

The act of pushing your mate's/ nephew's old man off a cliff then proceeding to regularly give it to his mum. Also known as giving them "The Scar"

Why are you trying to kill my dream.

The king of the best pokemon in the effing existance