Ruled by Simon the most superior and my child Nathaniel

Forbidden Kingdom is the space/area beneath a fat mans belly Hidden Penis. It is very hard to access for fat men and usually leads to a difficult time while urinating or attempting sexual activities.

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

Located in the scenic Wyoming Valley in northeastern Pennsylvania, Luzerne, or the Kingdom of Luzerne, is a truely magical land. What Luzerne lacks in diversity (98.92% white as of the 2000 census), it more than makes up for in old people (as of 2000, 46.4 % are 45 and older). If ever you find yourself in the Wyoming Valley (god help you), be sure to stop in Luzerne, it's the crown jewel of the region!

"Kingdom come", derived from "Thy kingdom come" in the Christian Lord's Prayer, is an informal phrase meaning "the next world" or "the end of time".

An online text-based RPG created by the excellent Jick. Highly original and imaginative, and hilarious too. All the graphics are based on black-and-white stick figures.

Don't let the graphics and text put you off. Not for brain-dead people who only favour RPGs with high resolution graphics and cannot spell.

One of the only RPGs online with some sort of interlectual value, who appreciate the ability to write properly and makes intelligent observations of the actual world around you. None of the obsessive crap, as you get "adventures" everyday which limit the amount of time you spend on the computer.

A great quadriligy of songs including:
Fallen Kingdom
Take Back the Night
Find the Pieces
Dragonhearted