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1. One who trolls on a regular basis achieving an average of +8 troll points per troll
2. One who causes lasting emotional damage to the fags who take it too seriously and is happy about this
3. One who gets deleted/banned/abused by at least 5 users/mods daily on any internet hole
4. One who looks like this IRL : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)
1: Dude I got +8 troll points on every status I trolled in the last 3 months.
2: Damn, you are the king of troll!

1: Man I looked in the mirror and my face looked like this : (insert picture of trollface.jpg)

2. Damn, you are the king of troll!

etc.
by rubbermug June 23, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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