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To King Kong a joint (also known as Konging) is to smoke the whole joint down to the roach in one enthusiastic sitting. Usually you King Kong a joint with several of your closest friends.
Jack: Hey Callen should we smoke a joint tonight?
Callen: Only if we King Kong it.
by Baseless Whale March 14, 2021
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A very loud car stereo system that includes amps and sub woofers.
"If you hear me 'fore you see me I got King Kong in the trunk!" - Jibbs
by Matt... October 24, 2006
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when you defecate in your hand and use it as a projectile and emit ooga booga noises and aim for her mouth and if successful get a banana a shove it up her bowl
Omg he did the King Kong last night so dreamy

Can please King Kong lover
by Chloe&Callum productions April 18, 2021
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In Texas Hold 'em poker, the starting hand of two Kings (KK), the second best starting hand in Hold 'em. Also referred to as "Cowboys" or "Twin Rulers". The only thing you really need to worry about is seeing an ace on the board.
I had King Kong and bet hard to keep out the BS pre-flop
by Spit Blood April 25, 2005
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A movie that originally came out in 1933, and has since been remade several times and has a not-so-good sequel. The most recent remake was released on December 14, 2005 and was directed by Peter Jackson.
Since I haven't seen the 33 original or the 76 remake, I'll explain the 05 version. (Spoilers ahead) Carl Denham is a movie producer, is in a world of shit and he needs to come up with a big movie, fast. He meets Ann Darrow, and together with Jack Driscoll, starts to shoot a movie. But Jack and Ann don't know is Carl is in search of Skull Island, a place thought to be nonexistent. When they get to the Island, Carl's camera is destroyed. He then plans to capture Kong, a giant ape that is king of skull island. He captures Kong, puts him on show on Broadway, but Kong breaks out. He and Ann climb up the Empire State Building, where he destroys 3 of 6 Navy Biplanes, but succumbs to his injuries form the planes. After he's dead on the ground, Carl says "It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast".
King Kong 2005 was a great movie.
by Adrian May 06, 2006
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A term used by the rap culture to represent the "bass, bumppin', thumpin', rumblin', knockin' hot beats," that are in a car from music being played loudly. All of which refers to a Gorilla pouding the inside of a car trunk creating the extremely loud "bumpin'" sound from a car as they are driving though the streets, where you may hear the car before it is seen.
"King Kong, king, king, king, king Kong
if you hear me 'fore you see me"
by b791 May 28, 2007
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