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n. 1. King of Dirty Old Men

2. Kingdom of Dirty Old Men

3. A DOM that encourage other man to transform from closet pervert to a proud DOM.

A man with the dirtiness that can out DOM the rest of the DOM. Basically the leader of all dirty old men. To be a King DOM you gotta be witty as well on top of plain dirtiness. He has to be able to crack dirty jokes subtly or straight up vulgar.

It can also be referred to as the circle of DOM, their kingdom.

Their activities includes but not limited to perving at females and male, thinking about sex all day, watching porn, making dirty jokes, masturbating, fucking, stealing women underwear as collections, butt pinching and whatever they can get.
Girl at backyard: My underwear are stolen again!

DOM: What a haul! We added lots of collections today!

King DOM: Well done guys, *rubbing the bra on his face* let's move on to the girl school next!
by Delinger February 25, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Taxonomic classification between domain and phylum. See examples.
1. The animal kingdom is part of the eukaryote domain. The chordate phylum is part of animal kingdom.

2. Humans are part of the animal kingdom.

3. Weed is part of the plant kingdom.

4. Shrooms are part of the fungus kingdom.

5. Chlamydia, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea are part of the monera kingdom.

6. Herpes is a virus, which uses a completely different taxonomic system.
by harry_pothead6009 September 24, 2007
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A royal contraceptive. Like a condom, but more classy.
Butler: Good morning your majesty

King: Morning Jeeves, I'm planning on royal sex this evemning

Butler: I better go out to buy you a kingdom
by scruffy297 November 09, 2009
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The nickname for barbz they are high and superior the Queen herself named the barbz kingdom
“Hey did you see what the kingdom post about Nicki
by Badbtch13 February 09, 2021
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