Someone who buys an Amazon Kindle in order to sit in a public place looking intelligent and/or introspective. A far-gone breed of the animal who would once be able to afford an iPad but has fallen into pussy-pulling-gadget poverty. Mostly scene, indie or one-armed.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.