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A type of conspiracy theory that has popped up in the age of Facebook/Social Media. Unlike the "classic harmless" conspiracy theories (ie. Bigfoot, UFO's, JFK, Ghosts, Cryptids, etc), these "kindergarten" conspiracy theories seem to be rooted in baseless claims taking on extremely simple-minded ideas that can in some aspects can actually "harm" society. These theories often are found in Far Right-Wing Agenda and Christian circles. An example of these theories would be conspiracy theories about Coronavirus, Anti-Vaccination, Celebrity Illuminati ties, Crisis-Actors, Pizzagate, Sandy Hook (fake shootings), QAnon, Planned Parenthood, and the list could be added to as the days go on.
I know you said I would love this video because I am into conspiracies, but this is like, .... Kindergarten Conspiracy. Who sent this to you? These videos are so fucking lame. So do you believe in UFO's now? Because you used to make fun of me for that, but now you all of a sudden think the killer at Sandy Hook was an "actor"?? That's harder to believe that aliens.
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by grogbertinc July 25, 2020
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