Urban Dictionary: Kinch

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An idiot or someone who has messed up.

Tyler is such a kinch, after getting 2nd place in Fortnite

by ninjakinch May 15, 2018

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Sep 11 Word of the Day

hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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"Did you see john today?"
"Yea he's such a massive kinch."

by KinchMeister May 31, 2018

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As in "to Kinch," When a girl shits on a guy while having butt sex

"Dude, she just kinched on me!"

by 1234985122343EL September 23, 2008

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Kinch is a cool dude. A Kinch is a Kinch and that’s that. You wanna meet a Kinch or even be a Kinch. Kinch are ideal best friends and down for anything. Kinches are clumsy and easily prone to getting hurt. Kinch always finds his way back.

Yo you’re gonna want to meet Kinch. Kinch is the chillest dude I met.

by bvbv September 24, 2020

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Generally associated with insanity.

"What are you? A Kinch?!"

by twentypoundnote April 18, 2009

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when someone punch and kick at the same time

That was a difficult move! Please teach me how to do kinch.

by IXC30 January 25, 2017

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